An un-splendiforous first post

I decided my first post here would have to be profound, elegant, erudite, and indicative of my personality (to the extent, that is, that there was no contradiction with the first three). Then I realized I was too lazy, and figured 1 out of 4 would have to do.

On the other hand, I think "splendiforous" is a great word. It sounds so grand and full-of-vowels and, well, splendiforous.